Why did you think I put ‘deploy’ in quote then?

You are correct, but missing the point.

Ow my dear, you never used flash did you? We didn’t even have ‘deploys’ back then, we needed to re-upload the entire container file, to change some text in the footer

And the web has gotten shittier everyday Since

Hey, I’ve read exactly the same article 15 years ago, but back then it was Flash that “broke the web”.