That was my first thought, too. I hope it (drumroll) flies under trumps radar.

Wow, that’s really cool tech!

They’ve got plants all over the world because it’s cheaper to produce locally than to ship water all over the world. The profits still go to facist USA, so the commercials are bullshit.

No, its something different, according to the blog:

First up, the brains of the watch is the JL7012 - which is a deliberately underpowered chip.

Maybe a Fairphone if you’re located in the EU? Depending on your requirements.