Make the accountants personally liable for defrauding the state. All of the little deductions like a work van, or home office/physio room start to add up. Small fry for individuals if they get caught, but you multiply it by an accountants entire set of customers’ accounts…

Does anyone know what happened to Jimmy Carr’s accountant btw?

We’re flying ryanair and worried about a bag fine, you think I’m the king of England…

Sorry i should say a greedy little piggy, class traitor. Actively excited to take £70 off someone so he can have one pound of it.

We were travelling with ryanair. I saw the baggage checker and gave my partner, who was carrying our 6 month old baby, a ‘you sure the bag fits’ look. We were maybe four back in the queue but the checker saw and practically began salivating. Holding his little card machine he gleefully asked us to put our obviously undersized bag in the hole. The greedy little fascist was clearly disappointed he missed out on his £1 bonus.