“Google is making it easier for Google to pry into your personal data.”

“Water is making it easier for water to make you wet.”

The list of previous searches on his iPhone included “Which month is april in islam,” “Festivals happening near me,” “are suicide attacks haram in islam,” “ginger isis member,” “lone wolf terrorists isis,” and “can tou kill a woman who foesnt[sic] wear hijab.”

lol of course he’s a fucking idiot

You mean three weeks into summer? We started our summer with a massive heatwave where I am.