I feel like you’re overthinking this. There are people who buy crystal-infused drinking cups to reset their personal feng shui. (Spoiler: it’s just glitter.)
I really wish I didn’t have morals. It’s so easy to make money if you’re willing to fleece people.
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Of all the dystopian things, this is probably the most dystopian thing I’ve read lately.
This is horrible.
Neat. Good luck protecting yourself from this.
On the other hand, I’m seriously considering opening an Etsy shop selling foil-lined clothes. I’m pretty good at sewing. What do you think?
Welp, it was nice knowing you all.
Would you prefer the police and fire department were privately run?
It would be the same service, with the same employees and facilities.