I like that homeboy was just like “Have a safe ride” and dude responds " we will" or some shit. Like you (tesla) just stuck us in the middle of an intersection making an illegal turn after missing where to pick us up by a block and we’ve been in the car for less than a minute. Don’t tell us to have a safe trip, promise me we are going to get somewhere safely at that point.

A dating app where you sit down and chat while playing black Jack and making bets before deciding if you’re going to meet up, somehow that actually sounds more pleasant than what people have told me in their experiences on current sites.

Always a terrible feeling