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minus-squareUli@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·edit-23 days ago“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.” “Yeah, sure, whatever you say, man. I just work here.”
minus-squareDontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 days ago“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoLook, they pay them to man the checkpoint. They don’t pay them enough to deeply care about every benign person passing through…
minus-squareArmchairAce1944@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoAnd stormtroopers are supposed to be very disciplined and resistant to bribery.
minus-squarecenzorrll@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoResistant to bribery, yes. Not resistant to light sabers.
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoLook dude I’m just here on bring your clone to work day
“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”
“Yeah, sure, whatever you say, man. I just work here.”
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
Look, they pay them to man the checkpoint. They don’t pay them enough to deeply care about every benign person passing through…
And stormtroopers are supposed to be very disciplined and resistant to bribery.
Resistant to bribery, yes. Not resistant to light sabers.
Look dude I’m just here on bring your clone to work day