I read that headline as “assisted dying bill is a licence to kill Theresa May” and heartily approved of the legislation.

Isn’t that the whole idea?

So, she’s in favour?

“And you know I’m aiming straight for your heart”, she said after, maybe.

Everyone can be a 00 agent then?

I heard there’s a paedophiles-in-public-office scandal that needs burying across the pond, if she’s at a loose end.