God forbid he should have asked his parents. Or the kids nanny.
Poor kid is doomed
That man has kids?🤦♀️
One, through surrogacy. Did he ask AI to explain to him how to fill his little jizz cup?
Given what he’s undoubtedly being paid, I’m sure hiring a nanny to look after his unfortunate offspring is well within his budget.
Which he can afford because of ChatGPT. Checkmate.
Altman: How do i care for my child?
Chat GPT (condensed): You rich, hire a bitch.
I wonder how people have been doing it, since the beginning of time, with no help from technology.
Ya big fucking clown.
Edit:
Honestly bro what is it about tech bros being the biggest fucking losers on the face of this planet? I have more respect for street sweepers at this point
If street sweepers went away, people would notice within a week or two.
If tech bros went away, we’d just enjoy not having tech bros.
It’s like that one thing: “Who would you notice is gone first, the CEO or the janitor?”
Your kids will grow up and hate you because you suck as a dad.
Does he have a humiliation kink?
sammy knows what to say to get incurious venture capitalists to give him money
That says a lot about how worthless if a human he is.
Somebody call CPS
“It’s difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on not understanding it." -Upton Sinclair
That makes sense—being raised by ChatGPT might be marginally better than being raised by Sam Altman.
