I mean when I’m picking them, like 65% end up being eaten, 35% end up in the basket. I don’t imagine the clankers would eat that much.
Well no shit, they don’t care if they get fuckin stabbed
This is what clankers should be used for.
Makes sense, because blackberry thorns are just awful.
As a Pacific Northwesterner who also loves to eat blackberries, I have found that there are tactics. I can handle some brambles pretty well.
Raspberry thorns. Those are worse. They are so thin that they will go right through most leather gloves.
I don’t get this pick all sorts of berries every year. Never get stuck. I just watch what I’m doing
IIRC, they have hybrids with a bunch of other berries that don’t have thorns.
I don’t think that boysenberries have thorns, though I haven’t been picking them for a long time.
kagis
Apparently there are thorny and thornless variants.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boysenberry
The boysenberry /ˈbɔɪzənbɛri/ is a cross between the European raspberry (Rubus idaeus), European blackberry (Rubus fruticosus), American dewberry (Rubus aboriginum), and loganberry (Rubus × loganobaccus).[2]
In the 1980s, breeding efforts in New Zealand combined cultivars and germplasm from California with Scottish sources to create five new thornless varieties.[5]
The loganberry:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loganberry
The loganberry (Rubus × loganobaccus) is a hybrid of the North American blackberry (Rubus ursinus) and the European raspberry (Rubus idaeus),[1][2] accidentally bred in 1881 by James Harvey Logan, for whom they are named.[3] They are cultivated for their edible fruit.
A prickle-free mutation of the loganberry, the ‘American Thornless’, was developed in 1933.
The “smooth blackberry”:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubus_canadensis
Rubus canadensis is a North American species of flowering plant in the rose family known by the common names smooth blackberry,[2] Canadian blackberry, thornless blackberry and smooth highbush blackberry.[3] It is native to central and eastern Canada (from Newfoundland to Ontario) and the eastern United States (New England, the Great Lakes region, and the Appalachian Mountains).[4][5] It has also been sparingly recorded in Great Britain, in which it is often confused for the many other native blackberry species.[6]
https://plants.ces.ncsu.edu/plants/rubus-canadensis/
Smooth blackberry has almost completely smooth stems that are free of prickles and spines.
Probably others.
Marionberries are great, but I’ve never seen them in the wild so I don’t know how thorny they are.
it can harvest my black berries…
and by that i mean it can be used as an automated masturbation device to extract the semen via sexual stimulation from my genital region. implying that i wouldnt use it for its intended purpose, but for sexual ones, as a joke.
on a subconcious level, this is a knee jerk reaction to a creeping feeling that humans are becoming more and more obsolete in the face of automation, and the horrific potentialities of what is yet to come.
fuckin’ clankers!
Don’t tell Elon, it’ll become a sex toy.
I wonder if it’s better than the human hand?
